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A lot of people talk about eating cake for breakfast but I think I’m the only one who actually does it

1 August 2014    Reblog    

I never liked the idea of going so far away so by yourself but now I graduated college and I’m never going to get a chance to study abroad again.

My grandma never learned to swim and now she’s 97 years old and she can’t even walk.

Point being, don’t let not wanting to do something stop you from doing it because one day there’s going to be a time when you physically can’t and that’s going to suck.

This happened last night…

This happened last night…

It’s always time to annoy squidward

It’s always time to annoy squidward

Sleeping beauty and his annoyer

Sleeping beauty and his annoyer

Heaven on a roll

Heaven on a roll

Midnight revelations… DAT ASS

Midnight revelations… DAT ASS

My dash is on point.

Off to trivia, amigos. 💃

Nothing says summer like a lawn concert

Nothing says summer like a lawn concert

Just watched the curious case of Benjamin Button while on my period and lost 10 lbs of water weight in tears.

Was seriously bawling, never cried so much in my life.

10/10 would not recommend.

Hope y’all enjoyed free slurpee day at 711 as much as my sister.

Hope y’all enjoyed free slurpee day at 711 as much as my sister.

Once a tiger, always a tiger

Once a tiger, always a tiger